its the dragon's hatchday! ^^

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its the dragon's hatchday! ^^

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just a small note that itll be my hatchday (the non egg laying species call it birthday, example humans o.o) tomorrow, which is the 12th ^^
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Oooh, happy birthday for tomorrow...wait, it's after 12 now - happy birthday!
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Lol same from here :).
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happy hatchday :D

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happy hatchday!
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Happy hatchday from me as wel.. ;)
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Happy hatchday Sera! I hope you're enjoying it :)
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Hope you had a good 'un. Snails come from eggs too. And when they mate, they cover each other in slime and hang out of trees. For hours. Well, some do.
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don't need to be hearing about your weekend there paul.. thanks. :shock:


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rofl, paul youre just sick
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The mating habits of some sea creatures are a lot worse! There is one beastie down there that grows detatchable 'appendages' that go off looking for a female!
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I am sure every girl reading that will be having nightmares tonight
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'appendages' that go off looking for a female
Weird, I know a lot of people who could be summarized this way...
I guess those appendages learnt disguise and infiltrated our society as humans, then?
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Apparently so, they grew a human looking fake body in disguise, but I'm sure women can still spot them as they seem interested in only one thing...

Umm, wait... maybe they can't...
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Some interesting facts about the sexual lives of certain sea creatures...
When whales (not sure if it's a certain type or all of them) mate, only 10% of the semen from the male makes it inside the female. And you wnoder why the sea is salty...
Angler fish are also...umm...interesting. The females are HUGE compared to the males (these are those fish taht live waaaay down deep and have a luminescent orb thing that hangs in front of their face, like in Finding Nemo), who are dinky little things. In order to mate, they kind of attach onto the female and then sort of dissolve, until eventually there's only this pair of teeny little umm...angler-fish-balls...hanging off the female, who can build up quite a collection from multiple males.
Out of interest, does anyone here watch QI? It's on BBC2 on Fridays at 10pm followed by the following week's episode on BBC4 straight after. Is very good, very funny, and...well...Quite Interesting ;).
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Ameena wrote: When whales (not sure if it's a certain type or all of them) mate, only 10% of the semen from the male makes it inside the female. And you wnoder why the sea is salty...
If I would have said that, Beo would surely tell me off. Welcome to my barrel Ameena. :wink:

About those "appendages" in human disguise: I agree that many male human beings are probably just masked appendages, but it also seems that many females will gladly accept it. Seems some humans haven't left the sea too long ago...
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I was too incensed by the angel fish disolving to berate anyone - carry on scraping.
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Lol Beo...ANGLER fish, not angel ;).
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Don't sound very angelic to me either... more demonic.
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It dissolves rather than engage in all that squishy unpleasantness...doesn't sound very angler like to me!
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Have you seen all these people that go fishing? Its a dark and mysterious world, with strange talk of floaters, bobbins and lines; hooks, knives and disgorgers, and dressing in strange green wellies. I bet they dissolve too sometimes.
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whats with the off topic of mating sea creatures? *pokes a mod or admin to split the topic*
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Post by Gambit37 »

I tend not to split 'chat' type topics if they go OT, there simply really isn't any point. It's when technical/gameplay/complex topics become OT that things get messy.
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*starts to wonder why beo's OT rule had to be an april fools joke* x.x
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