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Gambit37 wrote:It's at times like these I feel as if my brain is nothing more than a small damp cucumber and cheese sandwich.

Cucumber and cheese? You are a strange man.

Everyone knows you have to use cress and cucumber to power something the size of a human brain! Nothing larger than a golden hamster has survived under laboritory conditions on cheese. And that was Edam, mind you! Slippery lil bugger got out of the maze and escaped on the back of a squid...

Its TUNA!!! Cucumber and tuna!! With mayonnaise, and has to be on brown bread and cut into triangles.

You use more calories digesting a cucumber than you get from eating one.

That's only if you want to be able to do two things at once, like think and walk, or think and breath. Really, it's just a luxury. Hmm, cucumbers are insideous...

They are amazing things. They can live in the bottom of fridges for years and they still look the same. Maybe a bit soggier than before. And some sea creatures decided to emulate them. Infact, sea cucumbers are fridge cucumbers that have been thrown away and have mutated once they have reached the ocean. Something to do with Sellafield.

I forbid off-topicness in this thread. Stop it! You'll all be banned goddammit; hear me and tremble yer knees ya pesky varmints! Oooh, shiny door knobs....

Lol, I was thinking of splitting this off from the quote thread...just thinking how to include your original entry then...ooh, butterflies!

I take it this thread has mainly been removed from the quote thread so you can use quotes from it in the quote thread . Well, that didn't stop you from quoting the quote thread in the quote thread but anyway...
LLAMAS!!! And orange zombie brains with fluffy bits on top. Not to mention the aardvark sausages or the oddly-shaped manatee flipper...

to do for next release : clone dungeon_food_cheese to dungeon_food_cucumber.

Lol, the quote thread really can only support a few additional comments and OT posts .... I would never dream of the merest posibility of the furthest utterance of thinking the tiniest imagining of splitting a topic just so quote again *whistles*

Well, I believe I now know why do many of the DM gang were so entertaining...over-medicated, and not with 'calming' meds either. Ha.

One of the most strangely entertaining threads I've seen, as I meander through the past.

P.S. Cucumbers and cheese??? Now dill pickles and cheese. That's a great combination. Cucumbers might just work, with a bit of salt.

I do like a nice pickled gherkin.