The Silly and Massive Dungeon Master Christmas Story 2006

Post by **Ameena** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:26 pm

...Daroou, who merely opened his maw and swallowed the blancmange whole, following it up with a satisfied belch and a smug grin in the direction of...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:35 pm

...the duck, who being dead was now sadly the least duck like. However this did not stop Leif...

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:09 pm

from sticking his bottom in a handy vat of tar and attaching several feathers to his behind, before whipping out his...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:14 pm

...enourmous bill, which he had got lumbered with at the end of the night out. "We need to defeat this menace," Leif proclaimed, "because I've just spotted somehthing beyond - a shiny..."

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:16 pm

rubber dolphin that has been strung up by it's tail and has no porpoise."

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:19 pm

"Waif" said Zed, his eyes sparkling but mouth full of venomous villianous sock, "I haif an ibea tff deffeef thif effil waffiff - a..."

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:28 pm

fffire thould burn it ttthfough qwife eathithithly -- ooo aff a burnin forch?"

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:32 pm

"Not me," said Alex guiltily amidst a pile of socks and knickers burnt to crispy perfection from their own rancid flamable filth, "maybe you should...

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:42 pm

use that dirty great flamethrower you stole from B&Q". Alex turned away, disgusted at the wanton theivery of his fellow adventurer and as he turned, he noticed a...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:09 pm

...hand had stolen the wallet he'd nicked from Leif earlier. 'Where did that blue long arm and hand come from,' thought Alex too himself, looking at the apparently solid wall and wondering if he'd been sniffing too much...

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:23 pm

...badgers arse brew (which was the most popular drink in the grim pub they had left earlier, The Rancid...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:30 pm

... Turtle's Head). Alex was quickly dismisisng the strange blue arm when it suddenly came directly out of the wall again, grabbing his favourite...

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:44 pm

nipple. "Ow!" he exclaimed, unamused by the unseen meanies unnerving sense of fresh (and painful) body piercings.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:00 pm

Meanwhile between hamsters and flamethrowers and general daring doo the rest of the party had managed to melt the washing basket and force the left over washign to scarper into crevices.

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:52 am

Exhausted, Stamm sat down heavily and spotted Alex in a rather strange pose by the wall: it appeared as if he was being chestily pleasured, a rather odd turn of phrase and an ever odder rubbish sentence.

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:39 am

They had apparently uncovered the blue chamber of lusty meanies, which was an ancient and unmapped section of Chaos' old .....

ian_scho · Post by **ian_scho** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:09 am

personal quarters. In fact they had entered his infamous...

Original: lavatory. It was well documented by historians as a place to be avoided as the blue lusty meanies were famed for ...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:10 am

... wash-house of infinite terrors. His water boiler worked on the fear of champions jheat the water and get his clothes really...

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:26 am

..swanky, nothing like a little lust and fear to wash out your unmentionables. This nipple massage was only the first part of the cycle which also included...

ian_scho · Post by **ian_scho** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:42 am

sulphuric acid to remove those adventurer blood stains, and a high spin cycle in case any hamsters were still in his pockets. Alex was dragged across the floor...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:53 am

..screaming in unexpected pleasure, until another blue arm shot out to grab him by the ...

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:47 pm

neck, but significantly missed and instead grasped firmly the soft collection of dangly objects in his pants.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 pm

"My sausages! I was gunna cook them in..." *twitch* ..."fire later on," he moaned.

ian_scho · Post by **ian_scho** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:11 pm

Finally the body attached to the blue arms came into view and quite unsurprisingly it was a blue...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:46 pm

...version of Daroou, the blue being alot of hair gel used to flatten down his enormous...

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:51 pm

..Afro which despite the copious ammount of gel was still quivering for release. The large blue beastie still had a firm grip on his..

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:57 pm

... purpose in life, which was to form the quintissential Jackson Five tribute band. He really hoped he could get the others interested, such as ...

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:08 am

.. his friend Bobo who had always adored singing the classics but was not fond the jacksons songs. His hope now that Alex might have that golden ...

Post by **Gambit37** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:30 am

ringpiece, was for a quartet who could all play the tuba through their botty hole.

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:29 am

Whilst handling what he assumed to be a pocket full of sausage, he instead discovered that Alex had quite the vocal range on him and decided right there just how usefull this man could be.